Sometimes I wish I had all the money in the world. Not all the time, but this is one of those cases that I would definitely find a way to purchase this and install it in my house. You see, the guys and I have had a contest in the past to see who has the longest (in length of time) urination. Generally this happens on Vegas trips, where we time our stints at the urinals and report back to track the high score leader.
One’s ability to score high is a function of two things. Your ability to hold it until the last possible moment, and your kegel dexterity. There are two camps, though, the kegelers, and the purists who think kegeling is artificial inflation of your score. I can certainly see where the purists are coming from. The Toylet would eliminate the need for that argument altogether, while satisfying both camps with what I think everybody can agree is a fine alternative scoring method.
The whole concept is quite weird, but the icing on the cake is “The North Wind and Her” game, which invites us, basically, to pee the dress off of a girl, in a public restroom. I don’t consider myself super PC, but I do wonder about the message society sends with that one. When I hear of things like this, I often wonder what it was like being in the board room for that proposal. I also wonder what ideas don’t make it through. Because developing this system would take an entire team of people, designing new hardware, testing, writing software, etc. And it reminds me, sometimes when I have ideas, and then I say “nah, that’s crazy,” maybe I should think twice.