{"id":90,"date":"2009-11-26T08:30:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T16:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothingtoreadhere.com\/?p=90"},"modified":"2009-11-26T08:30:11","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T16:30:11","slug":"yo-tengo-skills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Yo tengo&#8230;skills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Angels.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-91 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Angels.jpg\" alt=\"Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim or Another Nearby City in a Differeny County Altogether\" width=\"134\" height=\"44\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I minored in Spanish back in college, and while my skills have drastically deteriorated, I can still whip it out in times of need.\u00a0 (Hey now!)\u00a0 That said, it&#8217;s difficult for me to know when to switch from English to Spanish. If I&#8217;m talking to someone whose primary tongue is Spanish and I can tell that s\/he is struggling a little bit in English, I&#8217;m tempted to jump in right away.\u00a0 However, that&#8217;s saying, &#8220;My broken Spanish is better than your broken English.&#8221;\u00a0 What if they disagree with that assessment?\u00a0 Also, I don&#8217;t always have the right vocabulary to take the conversation into Spanish and end up saying things like, &#8220;<em>No hay que cambiar las horas de los<\/em>&#8230;sprinklers.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I ran into an interesting situation along these same lines recently.\u00a0 I had a plumber come out because of some fun and exciting clog action, and his assistant clearly didn&#8217;t speak English at all.\u00a0 They were here for a little while, and I felt rude not really acknowledging the second guy, especially since I had the skill-set to do so.\u00a0 I wanted to break the ice somehow, and I thought I saw the perfect opening.\u00a0 He was wearing an Anaheim Angels baseball hat (I refuse to call them by their correct, stupid-ass dual-city name).\u00a0 The Angels had just recently been eliminated from the playoffs, so I could lament that fact with him.\u00a0 Before I started speaking, I thought about what I was going to say in my head and ran into a problem.\u00a0 You see, &#8220;The Angels&#8221; in Spanish is &#8220;Los Angeles.&#8221;\u00a0 Unless I specified, &#8220;The baseball team called The Angels&#8221; (which would&#8217;ve been mighty awkward), any sentence I said would have sounded like, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry about Los Angeles losing this year.&#8221;\u00a0 Oh sure, I could&#8217;ve pointed to his hat while I said it, but this was quickly becoming much more than acknowledging his presence.\u00a0 So in the end, I just said, &#8220;Thank you&#8221; in English when he was leaving, which I&#8217;m pretty sure he understood.\u00a0 Whew, I knew those upper-division 17th Century Spanish Lit courses would come in handy someday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I minored in Spanish back in college, and while my skills have drastically deteriorated, I can still whip it out in times of need.\u00a0 (Hey now!)\u00a0 That said, it&#8217;s difficult for me to know when to switch from English to Spanish. If I&#8217;m talking to someone whose primary tongue is Spanish and I can tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,15],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-plumber","tag-spanish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}