{"id":482,"date":"2010-11-16T19:26:11","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T03:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nothingtoreadhere.com\/?p=482"},"modified":"2010-11-16T19:26:11","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T03:26:11","slug":"a-new-personal-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/?p=482","title":{"rendered":"A new personal record"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I write this, it is the evening of November 16th, and I have not yet heard a single Christmas carol. Not one! A few years ago, I heard one on the last day of August and nearly shat myself. But this year, my figurative pants are clean.<\/p>\n<p>On one hand, I think it&#8217;s pretty impressive because I know they&#8217;re out there being heard by millions of people a day. On the other hand though, I think I have a pretty clear carol-free plan intact (albeit unintentionally). Check it out: in the mornings, I listen to my iPod or sports talk radio. I spend my day largely inside an office that doesn&#8217;t pipe in any music, and when I drive home, it&#8217;s more of my music and\/or sports talk. If I were to go to a mall for lunch or stroll about outside plazas, I&#8217;d be opening myself up to the over-the-top carol blasting. The only semi-regular part of my life that leaves me susceptible to these tunes is when I go to the market. I just did that a couple of days ago, and somehow they weren&#8217;t playing any song involving snow, reindeer, or jollyhood.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure my streak will end soon, especially since I&#8217;m not purposely avoiding places in which I may hear seasonal music. Even if that day is tomorrow though, I consider fewer than 45 days of Christmas carols a win. Bah humbug?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I write this, it is the evening of November 16th, and I have not yet heard a single Christmas carol. Not one! A few years ago, I heard one on the last day of August and nearly shat myself. But this year, my figurative pants are clean. On one hand, I think it&#8217;s pretty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[126,105],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":487,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions\/487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n2rh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}