It’s no secret that I do computer repair for a living.\u00a0 We frequently fix computer viruses.\u00a0 Every once in a while clients come back claiming that we didn’t fix their computer virus completely the first time.\u00a0 Usually the client is reinfecting themselves by continuing whatever behavior got them infected in the first place, but they’re usually indignant and blame us.\u00a0 One such client called today, over a month after originally bringing it in, saying they haven’t even turned on their computer in a month, and when they finally did, it was overrun with pop-ups and unuseable.\u00a0 Like for some reason we would ignore that behavior and just send it back to them.<\/p>\n
He claimed we were scamming people out of money, charging to fix things, but not really fixing them and then charging them again when they brought it back.\u00a0 Of course when he brought in the computer, he hadn’t cleared his internet history, so we saw that he had been using it daily for the last month.\u00a0 That in itself is not so noteworthy, it actually happens a lot that clients will lie when they’re too embarrassed to admit their behavior.\u00a0 What made this one stick out to me was such Craigslist gems in his history as “car bj,” “women seeking men,” and my personal favorite “seeking 6 to 9 cocks to stroke and suck at one time.”<\/p>\n
Now, even if they were very small cocks, I contend that 9 is outright ludicrous.\u00a0 Establishing that stroking is just something you do with your hands, then maybe you could do 2 average sized cocks in each hand, but that\u2019s still 5 for your mouth.\u00a0 Let’s agree that stroking is different than rubbing.\u00a0 I think stroking means fingers have to curl around, right?\u00a0 Even if they were small cocks, I don\u2019t think you could do 3 per hand.\u00a0 You\u2019d have to form a pyramid of 3, could you do that with cocks attached to hips?\u00a0 The max on sucking would have to be 4, right?\u00a0 And they\u2019d have to be long to converge in close enough oral proximity.<\/p>\n
Anyway, I like that she\/he gives a range, and that 6 is his\/her absolute minimum.\u00a0 If only 5 cocks are showing up, that\u2019s not worth it, because where\u2019s the challenge in that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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